Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.
I never wanted any of this.
I never wanted to be in the games.
All my life, I seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. My grandpa, Stanley Yelnats the second, says it’s all because of this 150 year old curse. Now, I don’t really believe in the family curse but when things go wrong, it kinda helps if you can blame it on something. And for me, things went wrong a lot. Grandpa says our destiny is sealed. Could a pair of shoes falling from the sky really be my destiny? - Holes (2003)
there and back again
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.
karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.
i rarely use this blog anymore, but hello, i’ve missed you all. you beautiful bastards.
Hear that? That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname: the Bear Jew.
I’m your friend too, Mr. Todd
A year ago today I tweeted when I was able to tie my shoes again. Insane!!! by charlestrippy